2-Buck-Chuck: now with bubbles!

Son of the Zodiac Killer seems so tame compared to greaseball DJT2 alluvasudden

Boring!

It’s always nice when people with similar interests find each other.

Actresses should feel confident knowing they have an advocate capable of staying on message about a cause on their side

I saw The Evil Bitter Barren Ugly POS Liberal Hags at Lilith Fair in ‘98- they killed it.

“Yay team pharmaceutical giant!” said no one

Loving fathers, successful businessmen, and upright members of the community usually pay $200K to silence accusers of rape. The system works, people.

#teamwakanda (you hear those drums, don’t you)

He’s an 8 on the NPR scale

Anthropomorphized pinniped will cut a bitch; film at 11

This will help you get that nasty Shania out of your ears (Sure, I posted this to DUAN last night, but I can’t get it out of my head):

To brevity! 🍸

Syruptitiously moving on the shooter from behind the door when the moment was right, he let go of his eggo to save others.*

🤞🤞

Seriously hoping there’s a law in Illinois against his actions.

They’re not stupid, they’re just doing what they think any ‘Bama-fried porkchop with a wehrmacht haircut and a badge is supposed to do.

“The officer should’ve come in and said we need you to leave.“ It’s eyewitness testimony in small print, but it’s up there.

He was very decisive, didn’t hesitate or stop to think- he saw a perfect moment and took action. He did not waffle.