Milton Berle: “Socks” heh

You gotta no-no goin’ (for the uninitiated)

Come fall down that Louis Prima sidebar rabbit hole with Renato Carosone and friends in We No Speak Americano

Actually it’s not amazing that humans used* slavery for thousands of years, as we are a deeply flawed and destructive species, and we’re not even the most resilient weed species (cue pot jokes, if you must)- vermin will still be here after we kill ourselves off.

That would make a great series of PSA’s: slowly zooming in on the criminally insane’s first person excoriation of the NRA from behind bars “How was I able to get a gun and do the horrible things I did? The NRA made it possible, that’s how” fade to black...Soros Foundation chyron*

A few years ago Nick Denton would’ve really appreciated this comment.

Back off man, straight white millionaires are having a rough go of it lately

Stoners with assault rifles...doesn’t seem right, somehow.

Irony, coincidence, meta or just more art: using one her pieces as a cum rag— discuss.

I rather like the idea of “The Little Scold” keeping one eye on the castle gate of American inequality, actually.

Thank you, Jeff Sessions.

Where did Keenan’s anger go, you ask? When you’re young you think you can change the world, you get a little bit older and you think you can change those around you- then you get a little bit older still,  and you realize all you can do is change yourself...if you’re lucky. So yeah, it’s up to you, youths- keep…

Millenials.

From your fingers to Mueller’s eyes, Mr. Trousers VII

Please elaborate on the Tina Fey dislike, as it is difficult to fathom...

“Prank”? More like “dick move”. Bet he wouldn’t have done it to lily white Lily Allen

“Kids”? That’s a step up (barely)- an exhausted democracy is a happy democracy! good boy, long day huh? thassa good boy, who’s a good boy? you are... yes you are...

Maybe she needs fewer homes? But don’t we all.

The Reaper is on a tear today! First this guy, and now Babs Bush- who’s going to complete his grim hat trick by close of business tomorrow? He fetches famous souls in groups of three, dontchaknow

While I’m feasting on the juicy schadenfreude of my sworn enemies, I’m hoping you have your Barbara Bush obituary updated – she just died. #timesup