So it’s like Rashomon meets a thumb; can’t. wait.

“If you guys can’t behave, I’m going to pull this arena over right now and...”

You’re acting like both can’t be true, and I don’t understand it.

When the unlovable find each other, there’s magic in the air!

“Salt The Earth” is much catchier and enduring than suddenly bantam weight and tame “Drain The Swamp”.

Somebody doesn’t appreciate capitalism the way the founding fathers intended #getwiththeprogram

“Neal Patrick Harris is...MAGNUM P.I.-returningthisfalltoCBSFridaynightsat9”

It sure used to be, amigo- it sure used to be...[lines Ram tough truck bed with WeatherTech]

How on earth am I supposed to know what to like if I can’t tell what everyone else likes this is bullshit

It sure looked like Durant spit on the floor right where his former (jilted?) teammate slipped. Just kidding- but what if? #dunh-dunh-dunh

Condolences- but probably best not to make it about you, moving forward. We’re all in this together, after all.

Never apologize, never explain- godspeed.

That soft thud you just heard was Col. Sanders (Lindsey Graham) gettin’ the vapors and plum faintin’ away from all that womanly finger lickin’

Clearly, if there were women on the team a DV charge placed and then repealed by a frightened victim would be newsworthy/relevant. Since this isn’t the case, then this smart appointment should proceed, to the benefit of the fans. #doIlooklikeamuthafucknrolemodel

I get it, but you sort of painted yourself into a corner there. The question is: is this humor.

Dude really went whole hog.

When you look around and see what’s going on in this country, a lot of people—good people—are saying this validates Comey’s firing.

Maybe she was the only one asked? Neither of us will ever know. Furthermore, this is pretty good trolling for someone with cognitive disabilities. Take yourself out for french fries later- you earned it buddy!

You’re in delta territory—hurtling towards gamma—friendo.