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Oh god why
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‘Don’t play stupid, don’t play dumb: vagina’s where you’re really from!
Make America Smug Again! Wow- the irony :(
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This guy must’ve really liked that Adam Sandler Hanukkah song from the ‘90s. I mean, it’s almost nostalgic
I’d stand up for a Tom Petty song; he was kind of a walking, singing, strumming American anthem in his own right. Wasn’t that terrible when he died? Seemed like a good guy, and wow did he have a lot of hits! Think of all the TP songs that you know some or all of the words to- more than you thought, I’d bet.
Grammys is short for ‘grandmothers’, is it not? And what could be safer, honestly
Waters to Trump on SOTU: STFU
Not for nothing, but imagine a world where everyone could suck their own dicks and how tranquil everything would be. Pretty sure this is what John Lennon had in mind when, in early 1971 sitting at a Steinway piano at his Tittenhurst Park estate in Berkshire, England penned Imagine, shot to death not quite a decade…
Time to break out the patterns— who will get the herringbone or hound’s tooth or plaid...
Can we finally cancel the Olympics now please, thank you
If line judges were systematically oppressed by the children of colonialists for 400 years then maybe you could crossbreed that orange with an apple.
Tell that to corporations who pay endorsements.
Clearly.
That was a compelling piece, but sadly for me every time some poor soul gets saved Satan whispers in my ear that I must double down yet again on my sinning in order to restore the balance between good and evil. It’s fucking exhausting.
All the confederates burning in hell had no idea they’d be buying such a nebbishy glabizgadoink his first round when he finally joins them. Strange bedfellows
All the confederates burning in hell had no idea they’d be buying such a nebbishy glabizgadoink his first round when he finally joins them. Strange bedfellows