Fuck the Cowboys- this is America’s team now!

Thanks for backing off on this obvious trolling by not going full Sussudio

Just loving life along with some Wolf Alice, these days

Robbed? More like commandeered and gutted for portable housing. You could sleep 4 poor people in that thing, in any weather.

The white guy with all the child porn on his hard drive? No.

You just know that somehow Colin Kaepernick is behind this.

It’s better when everyone is stupid.

Rest assured, for better or for worse, everything will be made.

Have you stopped making musical instruments? Verywell...

Re: the joke thing- (a) that theory was postulated some 40 years ago by an unaccredited folklorist, and (2) I would certainly give credence to the idea that maybe it’s not a specific joke that defines one’s personality, but rather if you are drawn to humor that punches down you are a fucking tool.

You’ve crossed the line into stalking, I see- now who’s the car torching crazy ex? How ironic – hoisted by your own petard.

Haha- fuckin’ punk. Enjoy the ether

There can only be one Riff Raff

I’m a dude, you day old dismissed dumbfuck- you don’t know shit

Dear Lord, why are you compelling me to beat anti-abortion protestors with a tire iron- is this some sort of test, Lord? I want to do the right thing here, Lord. Guide my hand Lord, and thy will be done.

Dickless pan-ass ftw

Thinning the herd a titch wouldn’t be so bad- it’s not like they stopped making teens.

Sorry about all that sand-

You seem like a completely untriggered, fully hinged gentleman with good manners in a healthy relationship who has a lot of sex- good for you!

So many defensive men on this thread, I really struck a nerve here- I couldn’t be happier!