“Social Justice City” is what I was referring to.

I did nazi that one coming, kudos

I sort of feel like the title of the event is not helping- it’s pretty stigmatized. It might be time to rebrand. I mean, we went from global warming to climate change, tightening up the argument as we did so. While they just doubled down, crying “flip-flop” because what else have they got.

Needs more Gruden brothers comparisons. Can’t get enough of those.

You could buy a boat with all the money you don’t have to put into a child’s college fund. Chicks like boats. Problem solved, I’d say.

As soon as I get my louche lothario thing on lockdown, I’m going to shoot for “suave diabolism” #babysteps

Counterpoint: apple galette

Any given canvas may disagree. Listen to the canvas, brother

Is this the mountain you want to slide down and die on in Texas?

Everyone’s repulsed and horrified because he looks like Boris Karloff. The man is not attractive, sorry.This is some emperor wears no clothes level of cognizance. You know what? Not sorry.

If ya want to cut the grass, it’s going to get on your shoes- grow up. Words to live by.

Come for the fringe vests, stay for the reverse chastity belt with the racing stripe. Jesus wtf

Trump’s silence about this bounty on his head is deafening.

This is the best workaround yet. Bonus points: tell the rummies at the party the opposite and watch them go mad trying to get hammered on the straight stuff- comedy gold!

Maybe you’re allergic if it all tastes like shit. I wish I was. Anyway, tell everyone you’re allergic to alcohol, and is it cool if you just shoot heroin in the bathroom. That’ll shut them up.

Sounds like a pretty big issue for you, actually.

Republicans buy sneakers too, you commie.

It’s a sad day when Scientology can say “hey, at least we’re not CAA”.

Maybe UCLA just sucks? A thought.

This means we’re going to have to hear that horrible Jimmy Buffett song in the Wrigley stands again, doesn’t it