“1.5 out of 3" wha? Is this a Dutch thing, or

Are you married to a repo man?

“Anaconda!”

Let’s do this

Impermanence is one of the tougher rows to hoe on the path towards total enlightenment.

Here’s seven good reasons to step in to the light:

I was at this show. The throngs were a giant mosh pit that exploded at the opening chords. It was bedlam. They were too early, in so many ways. And there’s never been anything like it since. We are all too soft now.

Please let it be Fresno.

That video: Ignatius J. Reilly has some competition

It’s literally the opposite of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

That missed extra point tho- shoulda been 41-41 with a really exciting OT win, damn the bookies

This is how libertarians are gilded.

The M-word is one of those ones you don’t realize how weird and gross it is until someone points it out. Personally “foodie” is one of my current least faves, as is “faves”.

Lavigne, lasagne- let’s call the whole thing off

Makes you wonder if Betsy Devos’s brother’s outfit has been put on retainer.

It’s too late- they already hatched Eric.

Today I learned how to say “glass quarterback goes down in a heap after feather touch” in Spanish!

Canada has punks? How positively adorable

He’s got 5 kids?! We’re never not going to hear this name for the rest of our lives, are we. This blossoming brood of moronic arrivistes won’t have the sense to melt away like so many Bush daughters, regardless of how many news producers will want to check in on them for clicks

Is it better to die doing what you love on the job, or better to just die off the clock? Condolences to this poor man’s family