Pretty sure the guy in the yellow shirt is a pizza bear monster.

Bizarre and weird, mm-hmm

The one with good Mexican food.

She’s a hard 15.

Who is: Anne Rice, Heironymous Bosch, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller video?

Send a selfie from Jim Morrison’s grave- DUAN non pareil

If I wanted to make the left look bad, I would totally false flag as antifa in sheep’s clothing. We’ll never know how many shadowy figures of chaos are running around, working both sides for whatever agenda. “Fuck anonymity,” he said from his burner

May that image swing 10% more climate change deniers to the right side of history. Even if we don’t make it as a species.

Maybe he had Irish nachos on the brain

Haven’t seen a carpenter hung out to dry like that in millennia

Safe to say he was “friend-zoned” to boot. Future eunuchs of America unite amirite

At certain angles that long arc of moral history looks straight af. Difficult to see it bending towards justice sometimes

And Trump would’ve been VP, so no- keep the 12th I guess

Well, you seem to feel pretty strongly about it- I won’t stand in your way. Godspeed

The power of the pardon needs to be reexamined, and the Goldwater Rule struck from the books

There are no homophobes in foxholes. Sorry we have to say this in 2017

yer not kiddin’ mac

It’s depressing that this dumb movie is so popular and recognizable that even cognecenti like me think this is funny; +1, and fuck you

That’s just the Iron Triangle breaking down your Commandments-driven value set, so you can feel better about kissing your sister like you’ve always wanted to do anyway while spending your welfare queen checks from the state