Big Rat better give that nerd his lunch money back or I swear to god

Or- Jeff Bezos test ballooning this year’s cosplay Christmas card

Were there intense cheerleader moms with high hair and bedazzled shirts back then, too? Who will stop the cycle of violence?

I sense many fingers hovering over the Publish button out there

Nice work, elite!

Conservatism will do that to you- it’s worse than smoking.

The pizza. Is soived.

Haha, no- drapes.

In all fairness, Gov. Ventura did offer up the ultimate sacrifice and help keep the planet safe from bloodthirsty illegal aliens in 1987. How he got elected as governor after that is still a mystery to me.

One down, five to go.

There is no bottom. There is. No bottom.

How about electing a public servant next time. You know, start with that.

It’s unfortunate we haven’t broken free of medieval mentalities, but the jester has always spoken truth to power.

Death cures everything!

That seemed pretty SFW, actually. Boring, even.

French Freddy Mercury gets my vote- thanks for that!

Because you lurv ‘im m8

Joint investigation? Been there.

Pass.

Fencing...fleecing...what can’t this administration do?