“When they go high, we lawyer up, double down and go full on Peter Thiel”

Is it odd if everyone does it? Wouldn’t it be odd not to do it?

Really embracing the old dad thing, good for you.

Maybe millennials will get their share of nuclear dread, after all. Haha who am I kidding

I think they secretly just want to design and screen cool metal t-shirts, sell some sweet schwag at the merch table at a Slayer show. Also- Power Shift? Sounds like a sex dungeon. Not sure if this is the message we’re trying to send here

Willie Mays is not impressed. Mostly because he’s dead. Or was that Glenn Campbell. Crap.

Hey if the fedora fits: own it

Glad someone’s paying attentiontion in this thick fog of installed kleptocratic malaise — that not even circuses (bread: $15/pint at the gladiatorial hoedown) — can so nostalgically rescue us from

This female democrat senator from Hawaii has 3 strikes against her before I could finish this sentence, I’m sorry to report  And she has cancer! jesus

Oh no now he’ll be ugly

Well you comment on line, so you should probably get a biopsy- but at least you’re in good company.

Isn’t it one of the unwritten rules of baseball that your team name ends in “s”, regardless of the level of skill or compensation? This isn’t soccer, basketball, or hockey “Power”.

We’ve been in charge, publically anyway, for ten millennia (on clay tablet), and the results have been — mixed — at best. Let’s give someone else a shot.

Close enough!

Actually feeling worse now for DJT3 than I ever did for Barron, or Eric even (jk, lol). Seriously though, at least Hitler had the foresight to pass out cyanide to die Kinder, sparing history from the inevitable complications from that doomed branch.

They don’t even dress as nice as Jehovah’s Witnesses, but OTOH they probably won’t knock on your door at 9:30 in the morning either, and most likely know their birthdays at least, so. Cold comfort, I know.

“What’s all this ado now? Heavens...” —Morissey

This is Malta. It will soon be underwater. I’d want to get right with God if I were them, too.

Basic decency?

Basic decency?

#schrodingersduracell

#schrodingersduracell