Shred the gnar not the car, dude

*And NPR!

Jesus, the guilt over losing your deaf dog would be crushing. Stewardship over any other being is too much of a cross to bear. Omnipotence must be a total drag.

Meh- no quarter given for the greasy little silver spoon. He still shoots penned up animals in the back on top of betraying his homeland. Fuck’m.

Some look forward to a moral and just future, and some just look away, look away, look away...

Twinsies couples must be the biggest narcissists: I love you because you look like me

A little Led Zeppelin-esque riffing still putting chicks to sleep even today. Only day-old cute baby dude rhinos would’ve been impressed wth such distracted noodling. A very generous 6/10

Probably beats actually turning 40. Condolences, tho

It’s pure happenstance that they remained slaves once purchased by white forbears.

“Twinkie Filling” was taken.

Good song selection and synchronous payoff at the end there with the lips

One day you’re having fun chasing mechanical rabbits, and before you know it it’s just a dragon.

Not really feeling patriotic, and this New York event on TV feels so hollow. Putin is just thriving on my malaise like a Siberian snail on a depressed lichen at Chernobyl

Yes what an attention whore

Clips I think you mean but right on. Good to be vigilant

I want to believe you guys.

Pretty sure that’s a “clip” not a “magazine”

A house divided feels okay right now.

Continuing to fuck that chicken is even worse, Senator Roberts