Ron Reagan Jr. Jr. (I call dibs on that future Kinja burner tho)(little picture of “the expert” as avatar)

At least in the year that passed we can thank brave men and women of congress for standing up to gun manufacturers, and enacting broad legislation to ensure that people like Mateen never have access to guns again, and that high-powered instruments of war will be off our streets forever. It’s come at a high cost, but…

And if you thought he had empathy issues before!

Still better than being Eric.

Nah, probably just tickle a little

“Any of you homos touch my stuff, an’ I’ll kill ya.” -Telfair probably that night, after watching Stripes

Or like “magazine” and “clip”. Same things.

Does “bullet resistant” mean less effectively wicks away hot lead?

Q.E.D.

That’s hilarious, as if a comparison could made between those two. Say what you will about Caesar, but come on...

They can be a tad neurotic tho

Learning shit the hard way

At this point I would want to be King of Space, too. Hang in there, fuckhead

Are you familiar with rhetorical hyperbole?

Some people want to try to rehabilitate offenders, others just want to smite them like the good book says.

Cue pedants, like me

I’m not embarrassed. I know that that our forebears and contemporaries across the pond understand we’ve all been caught up in a vortex of disinformed populism. Now, if this referendum on conservatism, and -exitism in general breaks the wrong way, then we are truly well fucked, and thank god for the escapism of…

We the electoral college—not we the people—elected Trump, mon ennemi

At that price it’s almost like a teaching faculty and support staff could be hired to potentially send offenders back out into the world with an Ivy League degree, instead of just languishing and hardening. Or at least a trade apprenticeship, maybe even journeyman.

Q: Who’s Rex Ryan’s favorite celebrity chef?