He probably leaked it himself. The call is coming from inside the building type deal, follow the money, who stands to profit from the hype.

🎶🎵Are you ready for some white trash?🎶🎵

She should’ve told him to “don’t worry, be happy” in Russian.

Yoooooo....quieeeeeerrrrroooooo.....Taaaaaccooooo....Bellllllll

Your problem should be with the sevice branches what allowed them to join, and I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to just sit here and let you slag the the finest military to ever roam the earth, you fucking traitor.

More like Mark Fuckerberg amirite

‘ ...no effort or thinking required’ —got me dead to rights. Helluva kicker. Not even joking. The rest of it...meh

A thousand pardons, again I have wandered into the unhinged wrong conversation at the party. Please to forgive

That last florid paragraph really tells us what we need to know about you, partner

“Saturday night was for the wives, but Friday night was for the girlfriends”

What a shame, so close.

There you go, my man

Just don’t ask him to do any chin-ups*

It’s always hotter in the south.

I guess Sam Clemens wasn’t kidding!

It’s helpful if you start out as the zygote of a sociopath and an enabler.

There sure are a lot of Omar Little gifs that would fit in here nicely. I’m sorry we’ve all moved on.

Jeez I wish I was an approved commenter so I could pull you out of the grey. Somebody should

Hard to picture it being worse than the last 10,000 years

“Gynocracy” lol that’s great