When Trump does it, it’s a joke. What? Don’t you have a sense of humor??

Schroeder’s Dbag.

The death struggle of a madman and lunatic. He projects all his crimes on others and by that he makes it only worse for himself. He is too stupid to realize that.

“No treason. No treason. YOU’RE the treason.”

-“Nervous Nancy.” Nice one dude! Fuckin’ nailed her. Like to see you come back from that, Pelosi!

That Trump’s entire public-facing strategy appears to be “take me seriously, but only when it works in my favor; when I stick my head firmly up my fourth point of contact, I was obviously doing satire” would be, in any sane world, as damning an indictment as any Presidency would need to be entirely written off.

The man…

“I know you are, but what am I?”

Make America Graft Again!

NAFTOGAZ is going to be such a good Times crossword answer in ten years:

Minus the papers, this was the tack that Ron Johnson took with Chuck Todd this morning. Todd asked a question about Trump extorting Ukraine, and Johnson ran out 10 minutes of clock by ranting about corruption in our intelligence agencies, Peter Strozk and Lisa Page, Ukraine and the DNC, and then accusing Todd of…

I hate that my first thought upon watching the president’s lawyer make a complete jabbering ass of himself on national television is, “huh, that wasn’t as crazy as I was expecting.

Too late to edit but adding an addendum to reflect updated information. I have seen where the NWS has officially deemed the 103 to be inaccurate, that day got demoted to 99 degrees, but the 101 degree day last week still stands. Either way 15+ degrees above normal and we still set records several days in a row…

Church?.. are you kidding me?.. These people would burn upon entry if they went to church. In literally every sense of the word, they are false prophets and charlatans.

If they went to the service my atheistic butt did they’d have been listening to the minister talk about climate change being very real and us being in it(we obliterated so many records the past few weeks it wasn’t funny, topped the all time October high by 9 degrees[was 94 and we hit 103]). I don’t think they would…

Donald Trump cannot accept the concept that he has made a mistake or has done the wrong thing.

Mayday! Mayday!

No golf today.

For real, it’s understandable to be skeptical of arm chair diagnoses of public figures. But holy crap he wears it on his sleeve.