the first, last, and only Washington norm anyone up there still gives a shit about.

It could get some Republicans on board too, truly the last bipartisan issue 

They have the non-plausible, but still deployable, deniability that because the phone call didn’t mention the military aid, he didn’t use it as leverage. I suspect that the whistleblower report has the connection via communications of others in the administration that the aid was tied to the Biden ratfucking and…

it rules so much that the thing that got moderate democrats to move was “wait, trump’s declared open season on fake jobs for our idiot kids? we must act NOW, gentlemen”

I can't decide if he picked Johnny Cash because he's an idiot who didn't understand Cash's politics, or for satire. I'm pretty sure it's the first though. Like 90-10. 

You know Johnny Cash wore black for the poor and beaten down, and not for the rich trying to tilt the deck in their favor?

You win, dude. You totally win. Your lovely Gawker Media Group tote bag will arrive soon in the mail. Carry it with pride!

You’re scared of girls and brown people and we’ll never stop laughing at you until the day you die.

Yeah, and I’m sure you “would’ve said” that had President Obama withheld foreign aid to a country unless they agreed to investigate Mitt Romney for something that never happened.

You’re scared of girls and we only notice you to laugh at you.

You’re really bad at this. 

Can those of us that called for his impeachment on 11/9/16 get some credit too?

That thought had crossed my mind as well.

This comment right here is why this was a terrible move. Nobody will view this as anything but a political decision.  She should have impeached on Mueller or emoluments. Now she’s going all-in before the flop.

That would be very inbsulting to the pirate parties all over the world.
Which are all fantastic btw:

If trump was fishing the Ukraine for dirt on Warren or Sanders I wonder where we would be at right now.

I prefer them to be called the Cockroaches Party. Very hard to kill, they infest your everyday life and home and the only way to get rid of them is to be top notch clean ! Clean the swamp !

The republican party should just change their name to the pirate party. They have plundered and looted this nation’s wealth and honor.

It takes a Democratic Party village to discipline a orange child.

You’re definitely invited!