You can only trade picks so far out. I believe its just a good faith few years after the current CBA runs out or some such clause of the averages of the last 3 CHAs.

They don’t have to pay a rookie drafted now, which helps with said cap situation.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Update: He broke his leg.

Dallas sucks. Can we agree that Dallas sucks?

He was pushed. With a mean left hook.

Kenneth? Is that you?

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

I love you.

ahahahahahahahaha fuckin’ gregg allman roasted your ass

that is amazing

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Those 8 months when Kate Upton was relevant seems like 10 years ago.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Goddamnit, take your star and GTFO.

Fortunately for my kids—and for my fine china-delicate peace of mind, believe you me—Vin, our mailman, the best Highlights delivery machine imaginable, recovered from his recent bout with lockjaw. Of course, there’s no bringing Li’l Cujo–who knew a name could spell out one’s fate so precisely? –back from the…

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

On... on his foot, right?

“They knew! And they still lent him the money.”