First reply! Remember when Brian Kelly killed that kid?

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Doin’ the Lord’s work, fellas

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff.

Shit. Let me try again then:

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I do NOT remember that guy.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

a chrome extension that makes every kinja comment end with “since you suck”

Yeah I wouldn’t mind Draper’s blogs appearing exclusively on Cyber Dust, where no one will ever see them.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.