I’ve got nothing but love for Maxine but today my thoughts have been filled with Elijah Cummings. That man spent the last three years of his life in pain and fighting for our democracy. His last official act on this earth was to sign subpoenas meant to defend and protect the children at the border. He was the very…

Unrelated: JESUS SHITFUCKING CHRIST KINJA

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

But if the doping charges bring Sun down, he'd better take care.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

That’s a lot of words to say that you don’t know how to look at pictures.

That was a triathlon joke

As her co-worker, I can assure you that Kelly Weill is very much real. 

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

I’m dying to see if John Steed and Emma Peel finally hook up.

I made this claim in my law office last year as well. Management, god bless them, claimed that if I truly wanted to air a grievance perhaps I should join the local hockey league. Not being one to back down from a challenge, of course I did. Immediately in our first practice I removed my skates and my helmet and threw…

It’s a bit more subjective than that

It sucks all the time.

Damn, that step back is textbook old man/fading athlete shit at the Y. I love it.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

Did you not get the joke? See, it’s funny because you may have been expecting a more family friendly name that didn’t allude to interesting fucking, but then I wrote the word kink, which let’s be honest, was a little tricky on my part and for that I apologize. I enjoy our talks

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Encarta....amirite?

Weird. I didn’t know my wife was married to anyone else, but there it is.