A Barbara Jordan for a new era.

What? That's just a Bret bump to the outside.

My favorite new feature is clicking on a story and then getting a story I read yesterday.

I was knocked out and dislocated my shoulder on the same crash into the boards at pickup hockey. Thankfully, a teammate was an EMT. I woke up on my back on the outside of rink to him saying, "Count to 3." I obliged: "1. 2." And then he slammed my shoulder back into place. I never found out what was meant to happen on…

Bobby’s was basically a carbon-copy of Terry’s second title. 

So Leclerc just obviously cutting the first chicane when he was clearly about to be passed is okay since Lewis finally lost it in the same corner 5 laps later. This race was a fucking joke.

The SNP are well-versed in Russia-backed puppets. 

Swing and a miss.

So with their new found moral compass, I'm sure l'OM will be returning their ill-gotten Champions League title any day now.

Get off my back stair. 

Is... is it not still illegal for tweets to be deleted from his account even if they’re as deftly moronic as this?

Nothing like taking the family out on a Saturday to look at Dick’s.

Londonderry*

Oh no, they’re not. But I WANT them to interrupt programming to tell me.

It could be the 13th inning of Game 7; they HAVE to interrupt the broadcast. As someone who has covered the aftermath of numerous deadly tornados and tornado outbreaks, I hope Wilbon falls into the Potomac and is swept out to fucking sea. And I hope ESPN interrupts their coverage of whatever the fuck to tell me about…

Literally, by law, they have to interrupt broadcasting when people might die because of such shit. That’s part of their deal in the social contract when we give them the right to broadcast shit like Two-And-A-Half Men to the unwitting masses. Fucking what the fuck is hard about people still not understanding that? And…

In Davis’s defense, people actually had to parse between “open-admission” games, and “the police in this city are so fucking racist we can’t even play the goddamn White Sox with the doors open” games in terms of embarrassing Baltimore moments the past five years.

He tried to buy the Giants back in the ‘80s, and I think a couple other teams. Dave McKenna did a lengthy write-up on this and more back in 2017: https://deadspin.com/the-sad-failure-of-donald-trumps-desperate-attempt-at-a-1797451274

You ever met Albert Haynesworth?

Take the whole building with it. Nothing aesthetically pleasing about the thing at all. Giant middle finger in the middle of the skyline.