“RYNE, RYNE, RYNE. It’s RYNE.”

So this is like, 1993 I think, at Wrigley. Reds in town. I’m waiting with the rest of the grade school kids down the leftfield line for a shot at any autograph I can get. Ryno’s down there signing a couple but then Steve Buechele calls him out to the outfield for a catch. So he turns to us and says, “I’ll be back.…

Rockford has a stronger claim to its own style of pizza than KC ever could. Be happy with your BBQ and the P&L District.

The classic “good luck to you” as if every one in media wants your fucking job, Jim.

Not the worst list to be on tbh.

Edgar also won two batting titles, not one (and one of those as an All-Star third baseman, which I believe still qualifies as a position on the diamond). First righty since Dimaggio to do so in the AL.

Who/what is Edwards? No first reference and I don’t want to click thru.

Kinzinger is one of the great white hopes for the GOP. And let me tell you, as someone who lives in the 815 and has dealt with this swarmy fucker since he came to be, you should never stand him up as a principled voice of anything. Definitely not this. IL 16 was and will always be a red district, but it used to be…

Oh yes, the legendary Kane County Reporter which definitely isn’t just part of a chain of right-wing funded “news” sites that popped up in nearly every market across Illinois in the past year.

Palpable irony in the fact that Grassley’s measure of guilt/reasonable doubt for Big K was about the same as fictional Chappelle’s for R Kelly.

Pfft, I had one of those 3-in-1s in a studio in Knoxville. It was similarly converted to smaller units, only for the World’s Fair. I got the full bath in my cut down 440 sq ft studio; the neighboring unit the full kitchen. I added another small (wine) fridge (cooler) which held the large toaster oven and coffee pot on…

Happened in Rockford, too: http://www.rrstar.com/news/20180824/gunfire-halts-rockford-auburn-freeport-football-game

Remember when refs were going to stop firing flags into the middle of piles of players from dozens of yards away after a guy was blinded in one eye and it ended his fucking career?

May they all eventually burn. Same for the people in Illinois who let it run rampant through a veterans home.

“You can watch the full conversation here.”

This information really should’ve been relayed via your Jezebel entry.

Tbf, at some point his heart would’ve quit working during this whole exchange, likely when the bulldozer crushed it into the fucking ground. So *maybe* not 100 percent totally wrong on the spox’s part? Possibly.

Maybe literally possibly definitely the easiest balk to call.

The goose is cool and good until eight of them start chasing you because you happened to be on a walk in the section of the park they all decided to congregate and shit on literally every fucking surface. That’s when the goose can get fucked.

Goddammit at least get your ledes right.