Love me a good sportsin’ ponzi scheme.

As a man still using the same Cameron Bullseye Flange he’s had since 16, yes. (Because I wrapped the fucking Odyssey I used for two years around a maple.)

This is a solid Steve Sax line here.

There are only two Beckys, and even then, there’s really only one.

This story just will not die. https://capitolfax.com/2017/08/25/they-refuse-to-let-this-cartoon-story-drop/

Rauner had surrounded himself with IPI folks (IPI did the cartoon) after taking one hell of a beating on the budget showdown, most of whom have now left—some before the cartoon-rage, some after. Their presence turned into a sideshow of its own, including an amazing “as a white-male” the governor can’t comment on this…

Stayed for the ending; worth it.

*patiently waits for wetbutt23 to give us the real story*

“To protect and serve.”

Edgar works miracles.

This is the comment I came here for.

JE2?

Where is “Jackass who stays behind the line on a standing green and then enters the intersection and turns only after the light has changed”? That guy is always the worst driver on the road.

You had that SI tape too, huh?

“Eet’s a light bat!”

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

So the Timberwolves will be the first SB Nation blog with its own NBA team, eh? Cool.

There are ~128,000 frames of this scene, from what I understand.

She think she’s people. (The dog, not the wife.) (Well, the wife too, I suppose.)