So here’s a real armadillo story (pronounced “ar-muh-dill-uh” btw):

Ruling: good Kinja.

I’d really like to break my foot off in their collective ass.

“USA Gymnastics released a statement saying that it believed ‘one instance of child abuse is one too many.’”

I think GarPax are really just trying to see how far they can take this whole vote of absolute confidence thing.

The only happy ending to all of this is Oakley suing the fuck out of Dolan for slandering him.

They need to get this idea as far to fuck as possible, and then from there get it further to fuck. Then lock it in a box and put it in the fucking sea.

All of this because Matt Kenseth had the audacity to win a title with only a single race win.

I thought they couldn’t move any picks currently due to their cap situation. Or I could’ve been really drunk at the bar last night and just imagined reading that on the screen.

...with 1,000 more walks and 100 more points of OBP. Get out of here with this Kingman shit and keep that for Adam Dunn.

But that’s why he’s put a brilliant mind like Rick Perry in charge of all of them.

I mean, I live in Rockford, so...

He actually said he was pushed. That first right sounded like a fucking rail gun being fired, but yeah, “push,” okay.

If only he still had his Sequoyah Hills hideaway!

I’m sure his wife will just love it in Boca Raton and that won’t be an issue at all by October 15 of next year.

It’s been nearly a decade and I still don’t know what it was.

That’s about par for the course with him, apparently.

I was running a bit late for a dinner shindig, walk-runnning past the Hilton in downtown Knoxville on a weekday night. As I cruised down the sidewalk past a line of tour buses and related vehicles, a service door came flying open and nearly cleaned me out. I leapt out of the way, and as I was stumbling trying to…

This dog has suddenly decided the top of the furniture is her haven. This is the typical eye-level shot any time we’re relaxing on the couch nowadays.