...and then burned down the orphanage. Poor kids aren’t good customers, Joe.

I really should read the entire comment next time.

Same thing the media and then his former co-workers did to Santo. He just pissed off too many people who couldn’t let it go, at least not until the man who earned it could actually enjoy it – instead leaving them to glad-hand each other for finally doing the right thing. People are shitty.

...that hasn’t been used since 1988 because it was garbage.

Literally the third sentence.

“Oh, and he delivered the decisive hit to make the Cubs World Series winners...”

*Zobrist’s RBI wasn’t the deciding run in the game*

Bullshit. You don’t wear a uniform.

As a UT guy, this. Butch is a Hail Mary off 4-4 and being replaced before the bowl game. Vols Gon Vols.

I’m just saying, out here in Rockford, there have been people at the bar since 10 a.m.

Easily the smallest pair of hands to ever have a real NFL career.

WOW

Me and the better half went to get a split-screen racing game we could both agree on. We learned that we’re both too old for this shit.

STICK TO SPOR.... wait

It’s incredibly easy, and honestly, as long as you stay out of the way of the people trying to do their job, no one cares. We all know who the guys that don’t belong there are and we’re too busy doing our jobs anyway.

*Old white men subjectively decide when a black boy African-American male has crossed some unwritten cultural boundary*

I’m going MRSA.

Genuinely couldn’t figure it out so passed if off to Ashley as I knew she could get to the bottom of it.

Previously, in Chicago sports radio: