This was the right joke.

This is the Foul Ball Asshole Syndrome gone an extra step. I’ve kept a total of three things I’ve ever caught/been given at any sporting event and given the other few-dozen away to any kid who happened to be in the area. What the fuck is wrong with assholes like this? And if you’re reading this and think you might be…

I was there for the whole All-Star week in ‘02, me and my old man staying in a camper on the State Fairgrounds. Even he (the consummate “baseball was better in my day” guy) got on his feet for that play. It’s a shame that he robbed it, though, as it’s resulted in the World Series being decided in part by a goddamn…

Far be it from Louis-Dreyfuss to bribe officials. You’d almost think he had previous in football for such antics...

Popcorn out.

2001 ALCS. Fuck your Yankees, Barry. I hope Edgar haunts your dreams forever.

In counting stats news, that play kept Felix from getting to 20 wins.

“Once all the facts come to light, I am confident I will be absolved of having done nothing wrong.”

I appreciated the Hawks giving Kane a platform to discredit his accuser.

It went about like...

That’s that shit I like.

Remember when baseball cards used to look this good?

Does one really need to parody Grey Gardens? It’s crazy enough as it is. It was like a premonition of what TLC would become as a network 30 years ahead of time.

This has topped his classic “W.I.N. – Whatever Is Necessary Today” moment.

Russ Davis.

Ah yes, the fundamentalist right’s argument for a new generation.

I’ll hark back to 2001 when every Mariner led the ballot with two weeks left before that charlatan Cal Ripken, “Jr.” took Dave Bell’s spot at third.

Don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing... man, or a four, or a coach, or anyone in the FO who understands post-Shaq basketball.

I cannot grasp how not a single head has rolled at U of I yet. It’s astounding.

Skipped out on work and ended up getting caught on the news cameras at the bar. Me on the 5 o’clock going nuts and downing beers like it was the damn apocalypse. Boss wasn’t too happy; I wasn’t to care-y. Good day all around.