Dammit. You beat me.

It's not as if it's a mystery that he doesn't understand the meaning of "No."

The greatest testament to his skill for me was the play he pulled the dummy and acted like he was fielding a punt that came down 30 yards away from him to be returned by Johnny Knox. The refs threw a flag simply as they didn't know what happened because, like everyone else on the field, in the stadium, at home, they…

"For Club, For Country, For Community"

He probably lives in Karns, anyway. That's punishment enough.

Blames the kid again. Blames the four-year-old kid AGAIN. He will kill a child eventually given enough time/chances.

That statement reeks of selective reduction. "We asked law enforcement and they didn't provide" does not equate to "We never saw this video". They very clearly had, someone in the organization had, prior to yesterday.

College kids don't really get it, cause a scene anyway.

It is the ultimate Kill it With Fire moment in any editor's life.

I'd like to congratulate whomever did the crop job on that photo.

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aberdeen. +1

Should probably give some credit to Chris Sheridan for having this about 18 hours before ESPN.

BUT MY SISTER MAKES $6300 A WEEK USING GOOGLE FIND OUT MORE!

"contributed at least somewhat to the death"

We had a ridiculously stupid long-running joke at college about how Edmonds after an 0-for-4 night would go home in a drunken rage and try to go after his kids but Mrs Edmonds would already have them all in the safe room. There were a lot of details and variations I'll spare you. Whether or not he was even married or…

Doesn't she know that leading with the head is going to draw attention from the cameras every single time?

This.

Hibernian FC's ex-Twitter handle was @HibernianFCClub. Their social media guy really REALLY disliked people pointing out that equated to "Hibernian Football Club Club" and would block and mute anyone who had some fun at their expense. They just changed it in the past week after long flying in the face of common sense…

AP says you can use "less" now. I give it a pass.

I would give his moustache a plaque. Just the stache, mind.