offyatindy
offyatindy
3/18/20
9:51 AM
67

So you hate Capitalism because people are giving their own money to charity instead of the government taking it and losing about 90% of it before it actually gets anywhere useful?

3/16/20
10:21 AM
222

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

3/14/20
4:10 PM
39

Thanks man! This one was fun to write. It’s always great when you find out some mundane thing has an interesting history and then you get to share it with people.

3/14/20
3:45 PM
146

These saved my life in 1990. A drunk driver trying to make an offramp sent me into them at ~50mph in a flimsy Rabbit GTI. It was the ONE time in my life I was driving without a seatbelt. We were all seriously bruised up but fine. Read more

3/14/20
3:42 PM
61

These are the kinds of articles I love Jalopnik for. Super interesting read in to a subject I don’t think many of us thought about prior to today.

3/10/20
3:06 PM
7

“Weah gonna build a million trains out of the melted down skeletons of billionaires and run those trains directly through the banks and right into Wall Street so the PEOPLE can take back theah country with healthcare unicorns and sunshine!”

3/5/20
2:06 PM
238

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

2/25/20
3:59 PM
21

I appreciate the irony of having Meyer’s organic soap in the kitchen during this exercise. God forbid you expose your fingers to chemicals while you make an undercooked chicken in an oil pan, mash potatoes on the floor with a hammer and eat cake out of a valve cover. Read more

2/19/20
12:33 PM
29

I think the issue is right in the sentence of “It’s the women who are the gimmick.” No they shouldn’t be. Read more

2/18/20
11:53 PM
1

‘Anyway, Holden’s dead, so no need for that old horse to limp along for another 20 years until we all expire.’ Read more

2/18/20
1:46 PM
98

I’m no fan of the president, but this situation generates zero outrage from me. Or even concern. 

2/13/20
3:16 PM
47

No. 90% of all female cast movies are junk because they celebrate being a female cast. And secondly this franchise has run its course, making further movies in effort to check off an all female cast on an already way over done franchise as a whole. Read more

2/12/20
3:32 PM
7

I was watching the video, and while the super nerdy F1 fan part in me was getting into it, the other part of me was like, eh, no, it’s fucking boring.  And I drifted a little, and thought, maybe they should race their hospitality trailers instead.  Not all the time, but say, for a qualifying session.  Or something.  Read more