I just can’t see how this could go horribly horribly wrong...

The new show is just 22 minutes of Gleeson and Impacciatore scowling at each other and growling, respectively, “Italian...” “Irish...”

And I want a fully functional replica of the 1970s Batmobile

Can’t we just get Beyond Thunderdome???

I hate touch screens at any stage of driving. Even just quickly selecting a song can be a chore on my iPhone, as sometimes a tap can bring up a dropdown menu, so then I have to wait til the next light to fix that and try again to play the song. Putting an iPad in the center console doesn’t make it any easier.

If we had our heads on straight and our eyes open, it wouldn’t just be billionaire’s feelings getting hurt.

I remember back in 1990 when comic nerds like me were still dazzled by Todd McFarlane’s art, and they released 5 versions of one issue of his Spider-Man book...which absolutely sucked and isn’t worth anything now.

Ragnarok also had just the right amount of Goldblum-ing too. That doesn’t come cheap, but it’s better than CGI fights from overworked and underpaid artists.

They should do less. I’m not hating, I just think they should dial it back and reclaim some mystique. And I don’t mean the mutant character.

Skill issue.

Damn, Joe Hackett and his weird fundamentalist wife have gotten crazier and more conservative

That ad copy was actually toned down from the original translated Italian.

Ogopogo monster?

I doubt anyone has literally kissed an ashtray. Smokers don’t even have ashes on their lips usually, so it’s just a terrible simile.

This is the correct take

I wonder if Francis Ford Coppola employed Victor Salva on this one...

That’s my favorite 80s Twilight Zone! That’s a Wes Craven episode, so it makes sense that I love it, but also the premise is pretty great

Does anybody actually want this? We already live in a shitty sci fi dystopia, why do we need to turn it full Terminator??

Cop Land

Who in their right mind would want to work for Tesla??? For free???