You’ll want to take that up with Amazon corporate. They’re the ones who impose impossible schedules on their drivers. Also, there’s not a ton of available public restrooms.

Call one of the Charlton Heston drinks “Two Minute Warning” for how long it takes to wreck my stomach.

Yeah, his smooth and invulnerable persona in all his newer movies just makes him unrelatable and not sympathetic at all. When your character’s invulnerability looks less plausible than even the whole premise of a movie like Rampage, you’ve lost the plot.

I wouldn’t take a Tesla if I were paid to, 85-90% because of Musk’s Afrikaner Nazi bullshit.

“Gonna be weird to see where that whole culture goes from there.”

Apparently I am the only on who played Spy Hunter.

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends against using anything besides water to wash fruits and vegetables”

In a stunning reversal of roles, pedophile Victor Salva is rescuing Francis Ford Coppola this time and releasing Megalopolis. It’s the least Salva could do after FFC backed him before, during, and after he undeniably committed horrible crimes against a child.

Holy shit, I just assumed it was a super subtle early alternate universe plot where the Korean War went on for 11 years, and the US military in the 50s would ever tolerate someone as sensitive and gentle as Alan Alda.

I thought Ashton and Mila were just hiding themselves away from the public eye after admitting they barely bathe themselves or their children. For like a week they got ate up on social media and it was funny as hell.

Short Time, classic pull!

I hear that Sandy Frank guy likes to crap in his hand

Wait, what happens in August?? What more can he do to us?

The bad news is: Netflix released another Zack Snyder movie, further validating his not-great filmmaking and quasi-fascist Randian objectivist nonsense.

That thumbnail did not look like a snake to me at first.

That thumbnail did not look like a snake to me at first.

Sounds like the astronauts are at least more likely to get some kind of space diarrhea. If you’ve seen the toilets they use on the ISS, you know how horrible getting the star trots probably is.

Fair point, but the difference being they were trying to sell a very Romancing the Stone-derived romantic tension between Pratt and Howard.

I only liked the first one bc it shipped Karen Strode and David Wallace. Howard and Pratt have ZERO chemistry, imo

We absolutely do not need another Jurassic movie, nor do most of us want one, if we are being honest with ourselves.