Oh, well, if it happened before, we should just shrug our shoulders and accept it.

I had a date try to straddle me while I was driving on Telegraph Rd in Metro Detroit. It sounds hot, until you realize: my car was manual, it was rush hour, and I barely knew her.

I work at Whole Foods (an Amazon subsidiary), and it’s almost as bad there.

That gif of the F-150 getting slammed just makes me think of Shake Hands With Danger

20 years? More like 2 years. Isn’t like the vast majority of HD’s base boomers? They’re getting up in their 70s and 80s, the only thing they’re gonna be able to ride is their new plastic hip

That’s like crime prevention for the “Stay off my lawn!” set

When a tourist is having an emergency, just tell em to leave you alone, you’re on smoko

I think this is less of a “ass-to-elbows” and more of a “nuts-to-butts”

Jon/Duffman says a lot of things

I’m on your side with this. Doomers don’t know shit, and actively are working to make things worse when it could be avoided.

It’s economic solidarity. They might “disagree” on a few points, but their wealth and fame give them a kinship they will never feel with us poors.

Yeah, my wife and I just amuse ourselves by saying it’s an art school horror remake of Home Alone, where the furnace wins. Also there’s this:

I think what pisses people off about the nepo baby situation in the arts is that, the world is (allowed to be) unfair and a small portion of people willingly benefit from that unfairness.

Four years ago, Minnesotans were on their way to preventing this sort of thing in a more permanent and substantial way. Maybe next time

“he immediately jumped out of his car, drew his gun, and cuffed the kid’s lifeless body”

How much of a pastiche? Like Quentin Tarantino jukebox/playlist filmmaking, or something less meretricious?

It sounds like you’re also describing, in broad terms but subtler execution, is Skinamarink

Who will be the Donald Pleasance priest who smashes the mirror and shuts the door on Satan?

WHY are you in the greys? I thought you were an OG here?

It’s ok, you can just call them Nazis. No qualifier necessary