They should do less. I’m not hating, I just think they should dial it back and reclaim some mystique. And I don’t mean the mutant character.

Skill issue.

Damn, Joe Hackett and his weird fundamentalist wife have gotten crazier and more conservative

That ad copy was actually toned down from the original translated Italian.

Ogopogo monster?

I doubt anyone has literally kissed an ashtray. Smokers don’t even have ashes on their lips usually, so it’s just a terrible simile.

This is the correct take

I wonder if Francis Ford Coppola employed Victor Salva on this one...

That’s my favorite 80s Twilight Zone! That’s a Wes Craven episode, so it makes sense that I love it, but also the premise is pretty great

Does anybody actually want this? We already live in a shitty sci fi dystopia, why do we need to turn it full Terminator??

Cop Land

Who in their right mind would want to work for Tesla??? For free???

You’ll want to take that up with Amazon corporate. They’re the ones who impose impossible schedules on their drivers. Also, there’s not a ton of available public restrooms.

Call one of the Charlton Heston drinks “Two Minute Warning” for how long it takes to wreck my stomach.

Yeah, his smooth and invulnerable persona in all his newer movies just makes him unrelatable and not sympathetic at all. When your character’s invulnerability looks less plausible than even the whole premise of a movie like Rampage, you’ve lost the plot.

I wouldn’t take a Tesla if I were paid to, 85-90% because of Musk’s Afrikaner Nazi bullshit.

“Gonna be weird to see where that whole culture goes from there.”

Apparently I am the only on who played Spy Hunter.

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends against using anything besides water to wash fruits and vegetables”

In a stunning reversal of roles, pedophile Victor Salva is rescuing Francis Ford Coppola this time and releasing Megalopolis. It’s the least Salva could do after FFC backed him before, during, and after he undeniably committed horrible crimes against a child.