Holy shit, I just assumed it was a super subtle early alternate universe plot where the Korean War went on for 11 years, and the US military in the 50s would ever tolerate someone as sensitive and gentle as Alan Alda.

I thought Ashton and Mila were just hiding themselves away from the public eye after admitting they barely bathe themselves or their children. For like a week they got ate up on social media and it was funny as hell.

Short Time, classic pull!

I hear that Sandy Frank guy likes to crap in his hand

Wait, what happens in August?? What more can he do to us?

The bad news is: Netflix released another Zack Snyder movie, further validating his not-great filmmaking and quasi-fascist Randian objectivist nonsense.

That thumbnail did not look like a snake to me at first.

That thumbnail did not look like a snake to me at first.

Sounds like the astronauts are at least more likely to get some kind of space diarrhea. If you’ve seen the toilets they use on the ISS, you know how horrible getting the star trots probably is.

Fair point, but the difference being they were trying to sell a very Romancing the Stone-derived romantic tension between Pratt and Howard.

I only liked the first one bc it shipped Karen Strode and David Wallace. Howard and Pratt have ZERO chemistry, imo

We absolutely do not need another Jurassic movie, nor do most of us want one, if we are being honest with ourselves.

If there’s no conniving John Getz, then there’s no point to the office stuff, I guess? Getz was a classic late 80s/early 90s antagonist

Please tell me someone says, “The dishes are *done*, maaan!”

Shhh, asbestos

Yes, totally.

I blame Stagflation. But I grew up in Detroit and have seen the 70s fashions the execs and engineers wore...no one deserved to have pride in anything they did back then.

And Venture Bros did a way more interesting take on Scooby Doo anyway. Hell, Venture Bros does unpleasant and sociopathic characters better than Velma, too.

This is petty and tacky of me, but I’m just glad it wasn’t our infrastructure crumbling here in the US in the news for once. Welcome to the club, Norway!

That’s one sexy looking bridge.