Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

The police have nothing to go on.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

Vineyard Vines, old boy.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

Where are they now?

“Ball don’t brouhaha”

Jerramy Stevens vowed to catch the man who did this, but I wouldn’t hold out hope for that.

Please don’t conflate Felger’s hot takes with the views of the average Bostonian. We all think he’s a douchebag too.

Eh, outside of ‘EEI and Borges, most of the Boston Sports Media doesn’t shit on people, unless they’re on their way out of town. Then it’s fucking on.

Work > Family > Fun

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Interesting threesome of Natick, Beverley, and Quincy (zzz).

Halfway houses reduce recidivism rates. They’re counterproductive to private prison corporations, and private prison corporations are generous donors to the Republican Party, whose policies in turn ensure a steady and returning stream of “customers” (inmates).

I think we should be more worried about BIG FIG.

Wow. Now that was a read. Thanks for helping me get a little bleary eyed at the end of the workday, Dave.

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

Sorry, the guy rocking that cunt haircut is talking ANY kind of thing about how ANYone else appears? I’m willing to, for a hot second, set aside the ignorant racism and focus that moment on the sheer douchebaggery of his lack of self-awareness. The douchebro is strong in this one ....