Frank isn’t constantly blowing the American kid?! This Super Frank chump mustn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yay, jingoism!!

His flesh colored shirt really sells the ‘I’m an ambulatory dildo’ vibe he’s going with. Well done B! 

I'll admit, you work hard to make a stupid point. Way to grind. 

Why have the regular surgery now when he can have it Latarjet!

Now do yourself a favor and do a Google image search on ‘Latarjet’. The Latarjet is a surgery for shoulder instability that doctors perform when a labrum tear becomes so bad that the normal ‘Bankart’ repair for a labrum becomes unviable. While the Bankart…

And mistaking ‘felt he was being stifled’ for ‘was actually stifled’ is the hill you’re taking? Ok. 

Isn’t there some saying about there being only one thing that stops a bad guy with a gun?

Do these teachers in your life realize how much of a cunt you are? 

TIL about the ‘House of 1000 Assholes’ (among other things). Thanks Mr. Helmet. 

We did. 

I would’ve bet good money you were gonna ride with Drew on the Kieran Trippier bandwagon. 

Worst form in years but still 2 up on United. Silver lining!! 

I love how effortlessly you kicked off a remarkably stupid argument in a post about a remarkably stupid argument. You have a gift.

I think Billy just became the Ross Douthat of soccer takes. 

Or “fanboys shitted on dog”

So if you play for Army, do you join the Army CTE study or the football CTE study? 

And I don't think he even wants to leave. This whole thing reeks of ruse. 

When I was a kid, my ‘summer camp’ was being a ball kid for the Volvo International Tennis Tournament in NH (early 80s). It was an amazing way to spend late-July. Just tons of fun for a preteen kid who loved the game. Volvo was a small tournament in a NH ski town, but the valley would be abuzz and we felt like the…

So listen fella, you clearly fucked up this ‘he got drafted’ business, but the rest of this joke is solid. To hell with all these killjoys from whatever perineal Boston suburb they come from. Keep up the good work. 

Oh I dunno. Eric Berry might have a claim. Dude beats cancer and gets lumped into the ‘beaters’ category. Seemed a bit uncalled for.

Filthy Spin Move aka The Maradona