He never said he wasn’t ready or couldn’t do it, Lampard was needing him to earn it in training and Pulisic did that. Coupled with how he performed off the bench v Ajax this was a deserved (and well-timed) first start. Lampard knows exactly what he’s doing and Chelsea is building something special. Five years from now…

uhhh based on how he was playing earlier, he absolutely was not. Frank has done a great job with Puli and the roster in general. Puli showed flashes of skill to start the year but then had several poor performances in a row. Meanwhile, Willian has been playing really well, CHO back from injury and playing great, and…

I’ve actually had the bankart surgery, and that was bad enough. That other one sounds awful.

Yes, Kyrie was good Kyrie tonight and got 50.

Do not be seduced by the first 25 games of Kyrie in a new city.

Joe Westworld

If I keeper wanted to nix a batch, getting himself ejected 13 seconds into the game would be one of the worst possible ways to go about it. I have no idea what was going through his head, but the only way he could really ensure his team loses is to stay in the game and give up goals.

Yeah, and it’s a dumb one.

Good guy with a hug

You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

See, taking a knee doesn’t always get you in trouble in sports as a player, a long as you’re kneeling with both of them.

The helmet didn’t seem to bother him much.

“Boxing is like gymnastics” is certainly....a take. 

Sadly, yes, a common result of port-a-potty sex.

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Firstly, JT is a twat.

There’s only one right answer:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”