Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

When he was down, a bunch of players took a knee. Sad. Disrespecting the injured players!

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

I’m sure there’s a Chris Canty jersey in there. Maybe a Hernandez or two. Gotta clean those closets sometime.

The Boston Tea Party would have been much less meaningful if they had destroyed tea they had purchased.

Swansea is the Central Mass of Eastern Mass.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

Is it really bad soccer teams that do this? I see it all the time in MLS and...oh, nvm...

I used to think this was a clever meme, but then I realized there’s no actual contradiction at all. The Right just wants black ppl to shut the fuck up and take their oppression.

“I don’t see why not.”

On a barely related note, Trump as Queen Elizabeth is my favorite thing