Ever dated a Steelers fan?

What about prison guard union spokespeople?

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

This is that fancy bear Russian hacker shit with the replies right? PSG is ruining football and everybody goes ape on the dude who wrote the piece? It’s odd. 400 million. Barcelona and Madrid earn their money. These guys don’t. Also slaves.

Atlas Tugged.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Crowder is overrated. Watched him all year. Nice 7th or 8th guy on a good team. Doesn’t rebound and jacks too many ill-advised threes.

Yadier Meowlina

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

That’s because his mom is Sandra Bullock.

Whenever an NFL player, or more broadly any athlete, gets pulled over for a DUI, we always chide that they should have planned ahead, gotten a limo, taken a cab home, ...

Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.

I bet the mom would’ve been less pissed if he had at least introduced himself before grabbing her kid.

WHAAAAAAT?! Did someone just make a Tim Fudd reference on Deadspin?

This is probably the best use of that joke, ever.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I really thought it was not possible for me to dislike this guy more. I have avoided hearing him speak. I was wrong. What a cunt.

Counterpoint: fuck you, fuck Texas, and those of us here in California are glad that assholes like you are willing to rot in a shithole like Texas.

Any reason we haven’t started referring to IT as “The Imp” yet? I think it fits.