It wasn’t impressive. It was lame. And classless.

The whole thing was classless and embarrassing to watch. 

‘Old Lady’ - it’s like virtue signaling for guys who will someday be in a men’s rights group.

Or...MRIs aren’t actually some godly device that lets you magically see everything clear as day. Sometimes there’s still mystery involved in an injury. Even for really good docs working in good faith.

Your confidence is hysterical. 

Which Marine are you in the staged picture?

Remind us again which chromosome is responsible for making you 100% donkey? 

Or maybe it’s you who needs to learn the laws? Maybe? A wee bit? 

Which neighborhood? 

Just as point of reference: By how much did Mustafi miss making this list?

Ash bat. Maple bat. Aluminum bat. Composite bat. None of these are as good as the fat yellow bat.

If you want to see this because you want to see Embiid shamed. Sure. That’s what you’ll get.

I love how much of a curve Ben Simmons is now being graded on. 

Better muscle tone? Since when did Evan Turner have any muscle tone?

You spelled ‘makes’ wrong. Dipshit. 

Is the church you go to bigger than the gun shop you jerkoff in? 

What part of the Bible Belt do you live in? 

Who said anything about rooting for Barca? I was just observing how cuntish you are.

What if I, an American that has never lived in the UK, gently remind you that you’re a cunt - and mean it in both the American AND British way? 

Next up: ‘Jimmy (Butler) in the Sky with Diamonds’