Or if they’re a good team with their second best player playing out of position so their chain smoking nightmare boss can have his binky play as the six. 

I need some advice - should I make ‘wet and sloppy track’ joke about Jared in prison or Ivanka in college? 

Don’t forget Jerken and Gerken. 

Indeed. They break every ‘rule’ of good tv, and the result is great tv.

That’s a lot of injured interior decorators. 

Or maybe contracts should be fully guaranteed without out clauses for this kind of shit so the player’s kids, wife, etc can collect on it while the piece of shit player is in jail and his piece of shit owner foots their bills. 

So would his ‘landing’ spot be where his feet barely touched or where his ass made contact? Because with or without Green touching him, the way he flailed his legs forward, his ass was going to take the brunt of that landing.

You may want to swing that question over to KD and Klay in a few weeks. You know, as a thought experiment....

If you’d said ‘any human alive’ we would’ve known that you were explicitly leaving Belichick out of the equation, and it would be easier to agree in full - But your points are all well taken.

You spelled gimmick wrong.

Touché my friend. Well played. 

I love it when a commenter acts like a dildo. Realized he’s acting like a dildo. And then attempts to be less dildo-ish by congratulating his clever commentary adversary. 

Thankfully for Embiid, finding himself in any ‘situation like the Warriors’ isn’t a real concern.

Nah. Embiid acting like a dick makes Embiid a dick. And make no mistake, he’s a flagrant dick.

Counterpoint: the away goal rule is fucking great, and you’re argument stupidly pisses into the wind on the very notion of home court advantage - which is a thing. A real thing. 

If you’re into giant dildos, you’re into giant dildos. And clearly, you’re into them.  

I dunno. Maybe Dirk... (That article was written yesterday)

Wade had both Shaq and Walker in ‘06. They were the 2nd and 3rd leading scorers in the Finals. And yes, Employee #8 was ahead of Shaq.

You mean the entire part where he never won a title? That part? 

I tried to really lean into your sentiment but was like, NAHHH...Pickford’s a cunt.