Or copious scotch 

Nothing stops the Rāpicorn.

If the site’s typical sense of humor wasn’t so drippingly wet and vapidly millennial, you’d think they were trolling real fans. They’re not.

Did he bump the tibia or the fibia?

Did you really graduate BC in 85? Were you there for the Flutie-to-Phelan game? Were you a jerkoff tough guy back then too? I have so many questions for such an interesting fella...

I dunno. Maybe some people don’t like Embiid because he’s a giant vapid dildo who does things like claiming he’s in another player’s kitchen when his team is down 3-0. That could be one reason...

And it’s in the North End. And the fools getting beaten are from Woobin. 

You’re onto it. After falling on hard snow at high speed, your instinct is to protect your noggin and your knees - and having a ski still on is a big factor in how you react. On a course, you’re taught to not try to arrest the slide. Racers crank their binding release point (DIN) way up, so when they’re prone and…

In my experience, pretty much everyone regrets having their dick sawed through. 

Jefe, you egg eatin’ machine! With that kind of lean and extreme protein diet, I expect the fracture was probably from the epic forces generated by your huge vertical - not the menopause. Sorry to offend, you darlin’ little snowflake. xo -Jesus

Good point -Gordon Hayward 

You had a non-contact tibial plateau fracture? Are you post menopausal? Jesus, eat some calcium. 

When I was 12, I had basically that same injury when one of my friends rode over my face on my bike. The chain did the work. And yes, my mom got to play the part of the ref.

If only the Saints had set up some type of cash incentive system for the refs... 

I commend you for your commitment to this argument. If only Ben Simmons would work so hard on his terrible, awful, crunch time soiling jumper - which happens to be the worst part of his game. 

I prefer to think of it as ‘brainwashturbating’ 

I link from the CCSA? Thanks schill.

Oh Colonel. You need to do some research.

I like you. You’re funny. Deluded and dim. But funny.

Try using GOOGLE. Ignorant dipshit.