This doesn’t sound credible. Not a single mention of the 12 step overs he’d obviously do before attempting to throw her in the river...

The immutably douchey haircut makes him a little endearing though. To me at least... 

You have me there pal. You clearly know more than me. I didn’t realized there was a ‘now is the time to make a choice’ clause that triggered at 1-year remaining in all contracts. It all makes perfect sense now. Merci. 

You’re just sore because I called you out on your silly big word. You felt all smart and then I shat on your attempted erudition. I wasn’t raging - just diction mocking. Come on buddy?! Still friends?

So what you’re really trying to say is that the root of the transfer fee explosion is that contract lengths have gotten exponentially longer? Otherwise, something else - like say ‘market competition’ or more briefly ‘the market’ - has driven the rise. You know, tautologically speaking...

Thank god. I’m getting tired having to verbally assault every U14 and under player I see wearing an Alexis, Pogba or old Ibra kit. Change would be nice...

No, market is first. Player quality/upside is second. Contract length only matters if the club fucks-up the negotiation and is up against it. Which isn’t the case here. 

You’re confounding player power and transfer availability/likelihood with actual transfer fee. Look at recent young/upcoming player transfer fees globally and tell me where the correlation is between fee and remaining length of contract. Length of contract and likelihood of transfer, yes. Length of contract and…

Chelsea wasn’t bidding against the time left on his contract. They were bidding against other clubs....and maybe a transfer ban and the nightmare of no-deal Brexit.

‘Bruh’ you’re a precious title gremlin. Adorable. 

And reasoning like yours is why liberals know most conservatives are dumb fucking cunts.

It’s entirely appropriate to revel in his demise, but the prem will be a far less interesting place without him. His douchiness is so much fun. And we, his lovers, will miss him...

He’s an angry elf. 

To be honest, ‘for what it’s worth’ comments are my favorite kind of comments...

The Special One v. Neymar. It’s like the exact opposite of Sophie’s Choice.

Horror? Is this the very first skiing footage you’ve ever watched? 

Time Lord is not a good nickname. It’s a brilliant nickname. And it’s already stuck. Scal made it so.

Nani wasn’t offside. That’s funny. 

Not exactly. He’s saying he ONLY gets handjobs from Jesus.

I was just joking with you fella. But I get it - you see butthurt everywhere you look. It’s your gift and your curse. The fact that you’re a whiny little bitch is really beside the point. Yah?