Sure. All the time. Sssssuuuuuurrrrre.

Hazard’s ability to control the ball and take an ass kicking is truly something to behold. He played his very own anti-Neymar-reverse-hack-a-Shaq down the stretch and I loved every second of it.

Jesus. It’s even worse when you write it out.

Counterpoint to what? Did somebody say the Spain match was entertaining?

You missed nothing. Spain disgraced itself yesterday. Roughly equivalent to the Warriors playing 4-corners or the Packers handing the ball off 75 times. It was the worst.

Zlatan is confused. Zlatan had no idea this ‘leave’ thing was allowed.

That match should become the ‘go fist yourself’ litmus test for all dumb-fuck Americans who claim they’re sports fans but say soccer is boring.

Great comprehension. You must’ve been educated in one of them red states. 

You know what else you may not have realized? Jayson Tatum’s actually younger than this kid.

You seriously think a team lead by the ‘Bling-Bling Crew’ and Coach Scratch-n-sniff is less of a fraud?

The only thing more ‘unnatural & intentional’ than that handling non-call today was Maradona’s whole self. 

The hands of god. 

You can stop saying it now. 

Hazard and Rom were great but the most entertaining part of their alignment is the chaos caused every time De Bruyne casually pushes up into the attack from his unusually deep positioning. That is genuinely when this team becomes terrifying.

If you’re playing from in front it can.

There’s nothing fraudulent about Otamendi’s cockishness. He’s the real deal.

Good point. Hold our Scudettos.

Honestly, how does a coach that’s been blessed with attacking players like Messi, Kun, Higuain and Dybala not figure out creative ways to use them collectively. I could coach that team to 3 goals/match. They’ve scored 1 in 180 mins. 

Agreed. But it was also classic Willy. He’s never met an outside the posts overcommit he didn’t want to make.

It was really weird. To demonstrate how so, Willy demonstrated a more typical version of his regular fuck-uppery on the 3rd goal. Very illustrative.