Hey dildo: Eschew obfuscation.

My notes on his form:
Don Jr. is the only human on earth who looks LESS douchey while wearing a baseball cap backwards. Still extremely douchey looking, but less so.

The Kyle Walker back-3 middle center-back gambit is hysterical. It genuinely makes me giddy... -Me & Rom Lukaku

Germany looked pretty good? That’s cool. I wasn’t there to see it.
-Mesut Ozil

You. Are a dildo.

You just stole the opposite of Odell Rectum Jr’s joke. Odell is not impressed.

He wants me to put it together, but that shit just made my whole world fall apart.

Do not ever underestimate the number of words Jeanie Buss can use instead of ‘never’

This was unnecessary - Robbie Williams is the hater’s guide to the WC.

‘As this is a team of all Spaniards’ - A good point...

Fella, you need to look up the word can’t in the ol dictionary. Looks to me like Dray’s succeeding where you say failure is the only possibility.

‘If you raised your kids in the right city, they’d know the fuggin drill rook’

Tribbed-up in foul territory

Dear Deadspin - how do I change my handle to ‘Noticeably Loose Handles’? Merci.

Ahhh, Swaggy?

Speaking of toxic cocktails: stupidity mixed with self righteousness. Thanks for the reminder fella.

Nah, Fuck you. -Chris Mullin

You should not be allowed to watch the sports. Too dumb.

Come on guy, Russians are ALWAYS welcome at the White House.

You might want to read Gigi’s Wikipedia page.