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Here’s your monster:

I’m actually impressed with Alex’s ability to stay calm in all of this. Two rules I learned when I grew up in a now open-carry state: “You can’t reason with the unreasonable” and “Assume they have a gun.” This is exactly how you act in this situation when confronted. Keep calm and keep your friends calm.

Can I skip the bbq and go straight to the tuna...I like the tuna here.

Just be careful that someone there doesn’t steal your beer and give it to the buster.

If the series finale involves Patrick Duffy stepping out of a shower...

Maybe he is smart with his money?

They start handing out these, too? lol:

I was paying $100/mo for Comcast’s 75 Mbps internet with basic TV here in Nashville and then they instituted the 300 Gb/mo cap. Then Google began the process of installing Fiber in the area and I was offered $60/mo for 250 Mbps with a two-year contract (which will probably be how long it takes Fiber to get to my

I will never not star a comment that consists primarily of the sentiment “Fuck Comcast.”

Okaaaaaay . . . . okaaaaay . . . . . .

Evans is unwatchable and unlistenable.

Agreed. Maybe it’s not “novel” anymore, but it’s still really impressive.

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

That's why they were inducted into the hall of fame!

There’s gonna be some Joules in this thread, I just know it.

Watt the hell is this, a cheap attempt at a pun?

If I were them I’d be pretty amped. Charged up, even.

Ohm man that’s fast!

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

I’d rather just be thankful that they continued to let it “rot on the vine” in lieu of building nothing at all.