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I’m actually impressed with Alex’s ability to stay calm in all of this. Two rules I learned when I grew up in a now open-carry state: “You can’t reason with the unreasonable” and “Assume they have a gun.” This is exactly how you act in this situation when confronted. Keep calm and keep your friends calm.

Can I skip the bbq and go straight to the tuna...I like the tuna here.

Just be careful that someone there doesn’t steal your beer and give it to the buster.

Maybe he is smart with his money?

Okaaaaaay . . . . okaaaaay . . . . . .

Evans is unwatchable and unlistenable.

That's why they were inducted into the hall of fame!

There’s gonna be some Joules in this thread, I just know it.

Watt the hell is this, a cheap attempt at a pun?

If I were them I’d be pretty amped. Charged up, even.

Ohm man that’s fast!

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

His effort on this pitch > his effort on that pitch

You can tell they’re a bunch of fuckin amateurs because it’s not a YETI

if you read all that just right i think you summon a demon.

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was

#shreckd

Never doubt SCORPIO

But that’s an STI.

I’d rather just be thankful that they continued to let it “rot on the vine” in lieu of building nothing at all.