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Here’s your monster:

Can it wipe Alien Resurrection from my mind?

Challenger explosion. This shook me as my favorite toy at the time was a Challenger space shuttle toy.

YES! They’ve even come to ring my doorbell and try to change my plan.

They ran the Google line by my place a few months ago and Comcast has basically dropped their pants to make sure they maintain me as a customer.

Can we come up with a new name for DC’s “Murderverse”?

Perfect companion for the divorced man.

I like the thinking behind this, but does it actually protect the phone? I can’t imagine adding the bulk to an already large phone without it being protected by drops.

Whatever. Just don’t tell Smash Mouth.

Nothing is more full of shit than Deepak Chopra.

Came here for this. Thank you.

Regardless of how the kid celebrated after a grand slam, Boston immediately made themselves look weak by pounding their chests and running on the field and trying to start a fight like a bunch of whiny babies.

This is exactly why I don’t take taxis anymore. I’ve been repeatedly forgotten about when calling for a pick up, or had to argue with a taxi driver for going the wrong way (take the long way on purpose).

Land Rover smack in the middle? Seems off to me. Of the list I’ve had a BMW, Land Rover, and Acura, the Acura was easily the least costly.

I think I read that ABC wanted to keep it, but just couldn’t find a proper place for it in their scheduling lineup.

I want to see Aquaman get the Ich. The white spot disease fish can get.

The camera seemed to be running away from him at the end. Sadly, to its death.

The camera seemed to be running away from him at the end. Sadly, to its death.

They’ve been flying near my office all day practicing maneuvers for the air show this weekend. They’ll fly around Nashville to get some interest for the show. The Thunderbirds did the same thing a few years back.

It’s difficult to know which reviews are BS. Some you can tell are full of crap, others may not understand how a restaurant is run.