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Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

Did BB-8 get to meet Jinx? Did they become... friends?

Missed one:

No need to visit *those* establishments.

This just in from Apple - performing this unauthorized action will brick your iPhone.

I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

You guys just don’t get REALLY heavy metal

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about

Alternate headline: Gaze Upon the Tattered Raccoon Tail Glued to Stephen Amell’s Face for Legends of Tomorrow

when 64 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not.

So it’s not like The Wiggles then?

- Dom will turn a charger into a delorian time machine using parts over-nighted from Japan

I don’t believe him.

For her part, Van den Driessche says the bike belonged to a friend, and mistakenly found its way into her race-day bike lineup.

Listen, when you get the chance to learn the nuances of the game from James Worthy you damn well better give up your seat.

I hope this insurer needs to pay for 1 million HIPPA violations of at least $100 each.