octopusjockey
OctopusJockey
octopusjockey

Every single van needs a d20 shift knob. For instance, my 2015 Grand Caravan...

When Obama gave his speech at the 2004 DNC everyone was sure that this guy could be the first African-American president.

Could we share custody? Because this us far and away my most favoritest car EVER. Like, there is the Dakar 959 and...well, nothing else is even in the same universe. But I’d share.

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

This IS the limo that stretches from one side of Rhode Island to the other.

To the man’s house who does...

I’m surprised this isn’t on the ROOT. White cars getting payback.

They should make Call of Duty:Black Cops about a group of black policemen that have to take down the corrupt racist cops in their precinct. Then we can all have confusing conversations with each other about which Call of Duty we are talking about.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

So wait, all I’m getting from this article and that chart is Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh Jeets

“Tonight, thank God it’s them, instead of you!”

Yes I fully endorse “an extremely petty breakdown of...” becoming a weekly feature.

Sadly I knew this was 805 N passing under El Cajon Blvd. even before the camera panned up to show the Adams Ave. bridge.

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

Thank you for my dose of pornography today.

Rally car is best car.

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

Obligatory:

I dunno, it gives off that weird uncle who’s really into Indian stuff, collects knives and only wears denim kinda vibe that’s so hard to capture.