Where do I sign up for this career suicide regimen?

Are you implying it’s not?

Came here for this. Well done.

Ditto. Contacted customer service and they gave me the cancel-and-reorder advice. I did, and the second time it said the code could not be applied, but the discount showed anyway.

Ditto. Contacted customer service and they gave me the cancel-and-reorder advice. I did, and the second time it…

I had a cat that run from the room if anyone started singing the “ella, ella, ella” part.

“I mean, sure, we have more cupholders now, but it’s worth noting that while nobody offers a coffee or grape Fanta dispenser in a car...”

Ahem:

Sort of a coppery-brown-orange (1973 Ford Ranchero), dark metallic brown (1989 Dodge Daytona), light metallic blue (1964 Cadillac Sedan DeVille), light gray (1979 Cadillac Sedan DeVille), blue (19?? Plymouth Voyager), black (2004 Scion xB), white (199? Chevy Astro), silver (2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee), red (2007 Dodge…

Agreed, it’s on the to do list.

1. Will it baby?
2. Does it come in green?

I would learn stick for this.

Somebody say “party”?

I grew up in San Diego, and watching Fouts and crew on Sundays with my grandmother is a cherished memory. I met Fouts, I met Rolf Benirschke, I had autographs and pennants. I grew up and I went crazy when the Chargers went to the Super Bowl. I must have had two dozen AFC champions t-shirts. I had hope. I loved…

So the fact that I spent about a month repeatedly checking on the same Craigslist ad for a maybe-not-that-poorly maintained Reatta is a bad thing? I didn’t buy it! I did research them. A lot. I’m so confused.

And don’t forget:

But since the closest Buc-ee’s is 25+ miles south on the edge of Temple, you can skip Waco! Conscience clear!

Also relevant:

“Alia Shawkat will be playing the role of Hamilton and Aubrey Plaza that of Aaron Burr”

Glad to know I’m not the only one...or, wait a tic...that make you the competition!

So do I get an excuse if my community keeps rallying around the local rape-excusing Baptist university? That’s like a bonus reason to GTFO on top of just being in Texas, right?

“...or living in a country that would elect him.”

Live just outside of Waco (not a Texas native). Did two years of PhD work at Baylor (dropped out). Hated the place every time I had to (and occasionally still have to) go on campus, even before all this came out.