That looks like me in just about every single Forza race this past week.

I almost considered trying to see if I could sit like that, but then my thighs talked some sense into the rest of me. Verdict: Would I? Maybe. Could I? Hell no.

I guess I haven’t been paying attention, but how long has Kaepernick been rocking that ‘fro? Beacuse that is some righteous hair.

San Diego is my hometown and I’m pretty sure you just insulted San Antonio.

I think I’m more excited to change my outfit than anything else. And switch genders, because why not?

Question: is it possible to just stumble upon a Gyrados? Because I saw a gym today with a 1600+ CP Gyrados defending it, and my mind was blown before I read this article.

Wow, just deleted this album out of my iTunes last week.

And especially Waco. We’re on a roll lately.

$26K for a Mitsubishi you say?

You want pants-pooping ordeals? How about crashing your truck, then falling through the floorboard into a lake 60 feet below (yeah, I still don’t quite get it either): http://www.wacotrib.com/news/traffic/w…

Check Target.com, but keep a tight hold on your wallet.

My 4 1/2 year old—who is non-verbal, by the way—is apparently a Paw Patrol fan despite, to our knowledge, never having seen an episode. About two months ago, my wife and I were with her at Target and were trying to get her to choose a little 97-cent cup, and with every “do you want this one, or this one” choice, she…

Um...my daughter’s room is literally an eye-bleeding sea of pink Skye merchandise (and some Everest). Which, admittedly, is all my doing.

Agreed, I can’t envision it with a US Falcon, but the Falcon XB would work. Then again, muscle car = freighter? ;)

Except...how do you use a Challenger and not a Falcon?

Even that didn’t help.

WANT.

“No...no...no...The one the I’m pointing at...no...”

We have this same problem with our daughter’s school...sort of. She’s 4 1/2 and in a PPCD program (think pre-K for kids with special needs), and we know full well that she won’t grip anything, let alone a crayon independently. When she gets help holding on, she gets in a lot of bold, downward strokes which are usually…

I feel like I want to say, “Duh?”