The only real unwritten rule is hypocrisy.

This will always be a satisfying result, no matter who these two chuckleheads play for.

Strickland Intimidated By Harper’s Dong

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

I’ve said this a lot on this site in the last almost-3 years but:

We need the Cardinals to win another one so that Warren can be inaugurated.

Remember when there were some crazy Ravens fans calling into WFAN to complain that they disrespected Flacco and they should never have let him go and Lamar Jackson would never succeed in the NFL and they were gonna become Broncos fans now? Oh wait, that was three weeks ago.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

Like Trump for Prez, this Simpsons throwaway line haunts the world today.

Trust me, the selfish fuck has been a lot worse!

When I started following sports, the Braves were in the NL West, the Cardinals in the NL East, the Cowboys in the NFC East, and Bucs in the NFC Central, the Falcons in the NFC West, and I thought Jazz originated from Utah.

He even just had to shut up until friggin monday...then he would have gotten the Signing Bonus. But he couldnt keep his mouth shut for 14 days. And that in a time he already has burned two Teams and had a lawsuit on his back..

But now, after the SI article and this, I’m convinced that he’s not right medically.

My high school football team was so bad that teams would go up on us by 40, 50 by half time and then sub in their sophomores or end of the bench people. One game we were down 58-2 at the start of the second half. Somehow we managed to play absolutely out of our minds and managed to get the score to 58-50 with a little…

Air Brad: The Final Reckoning

The trailer makes it look like the best Star Wars thing to come along since ESB. Why are you down on it?

I kind of respect that they’re not trying to do anything clever with this and acknowledging how lame it is

The original was “Not Another College Admissions Scandal Movie,” so I consider it an improvement.