“Hey, we're not the Browns! How dare you sir" - G/O Media

A few days ago I said the Jets led the league in organizational dysfunction. The Browns are really trying to regain that mantle. Having said that..

Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Outrageous Omission:

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Also, fuck the Red Sox.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

New York seized all the momentum in the game, and Aroldis Chapman had the Astros down to their last out when Jose Altuve struck.

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

You’ll notice that all of these seats are located on rows of concrete risers. It's basically impossible that more rows of seats were added in these areas without repouring those concrete steps. The decreased legroom has to be due to the seat design if the width has stayed the same.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

An Atlanta team can’t choke in the playoffs if you’re not in Atlanta

Let’s get rid of that joke Pop Warner offensive nonsense and get a REAL coach!

The only solution is to run off to Winnipeg and hope nobody remembers you were ever in Atlanta.

Clearly, the Braves fans did not do the chop the right way...

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…